Keep it simple. Keep it true.

Did I make this up

electricpencils:

or are you supposed to be quiet in the library?

I always thought that was the rule, but whenever I come to this library, regardless of the time of day, there’s always slack-jawed yokels with a herd of screaming kids and crying babies and people talking loudly on their ever-ringing cell phones.

What the fucking fuck? It’s a library! Shut your goddamn mouths!

 I think maybe you should have combined this with your fortune cookie and shot at the loud people in the library.