Keep it simple. Keep it true.

Dear Chris

Why must you always sit accross from me clicking away on your computer, not even caring what I’m doing.  I could be curing cancer and you’d just be click, click, clicking with your “don’t bother me” stare.  I’m just sitting here all alone on this couch while you are probably doing something like reading the news or keeping in touch with a friend.  I don’t care for the news and all my friends are busy doing things with other friends.  I could be scratching my face off right now and you would not even notice. 

Oh, now you decide to read me a ridiculous headline.  Well, it’s hardly paying attention to me.  It’s just confirming that silly news is more important than my bleeding, mangled, itchy face.

Real nice.

Love,

Elise