Keep it simple. Keep it true.

Oh, inappropriateness at work … how I love thee

The other day a customer got mad at me and called me a “carpet muncher” which resulted in the best exchange ever with Erica, my perishable clerk:

“Erica, could you please put out more hot dogs?”
“Elise, I don’t play with weenies at work.”
“Erica, I’m a carpet muncher, so I don’t play with weenies at all.”